Saturday, February 23, 2013

The 30 to 3 Theory

Something interesting I’ve noticed about the life of Jesus: Jesus only spent three years teaching.  That’s it.  Three.  And it’s not as if He looked back and thought, “Dang!  If only I had started sooner!  That whole unexpected crucifixion really threw off my schedule!”  Of course not.  He knew exactly what He was doing.  Heck, He changed the course of history with those measly three years.  So the question remains, what exactly did He do for the first thirty years?

Here’s my theory:

Jesus spent thirty holy years learning to be human and three years teaching humans to be holy.  It sounds ridiculous, because He’s God, but think about it: He had to learn language, culture, and emotions just like any other human.  That’s what make the Gospel so beautiful: God experienced the human condition (kind of makes it sound like a disease, but I think the wording is appropriate).  He knows exactly how we feel.  Then after thirty years, Jesus basically said, “Okay, now I know what it’s like to human.  And it’s broken.  Let me show you how to be like Me instead.”

As a teacher striving to model my life after Christ, I can come to only one logical conclusion: my learning to teaching ratio should be 30:3.  In other words, for every thirty things I learn, I should teach three.  And then learn some more.

This is not to say that I should keep to myself things I could otherwise teach... no.  It’s more of a reminder that I should be constantly learning, constantly aware of how much I don’t know.  If I can teach one thing to someone, he can teach me ten.  It’s a humbling life view, if you think about it.

What I’m Learning:

Culture
Okay, obviously, I’m learning a while new culture.  And culture is a funny thing.  Who knew all those years of being scolded to use a fork, I could have just moved to Honduras and eaten with my hands all day long?  In semi-related news, I learned to use a gas stove.

Guitar
I had my first guitar lesson this past Wednesday, and it was great, though my fingers are still a little sore...  Walter (Grecia’s husband) is teaching me in Spanglish—he trying to say things in English and using Spanish if necessary, and I the opposite.

Mayans
Thursday the 3rd and 4th graders went on a field trip to the Mayan Museum.  (It would have been nice if I had known about the field trip before I arrived at school, but it was fun nonetheless.)  The museum was geared toward children, so it was very interactive and interesting.  All the pictures are on my Facebook if you’d like to see!

Spanish
I had my first Spanish class Friday, and it was really great.  I met with my teacher at a cafe and she’s really good.  She’s one of those teachers that tricks you into thinking you know more than you do (by speaking slowly and using a small vocabulary) so that you instantly become comfortable.  You leave thinking, "Holy crap!  I can totally speak Spanish!"  But really you can't.  It's one of those teacher illusions.  I talked with her in Spanish for about an hour and a half, though!  Granted, it was probably awful broken Spanish with a goofy gringa accent, but she understood me.  That’s what matters.

Abolishing the Comfort Zone
“Melissa, get the heck out of your comfort zone!” –Melissa’s Whiteboard
Just some words of wisdom from me to me to you.  :)

 
What I’m Teaching:
English—ABBA Bilingual School (And some other subjects as well...)

English—the Pastor and Co.  (It was supposed to be just the Pastor, but apparently we’re going to start having Family English Time.)

English—my Spanish teacher  (We worked out an agreement: free Spanish for me, free English for her.)

English—Urban Promise (Another ministry asked me to teach English as an after school activity with their kids starting in March.)
 
(Are you catching a pattern here?...)

So my learn to teach ratio isn’t perfect yet... but it’s pretty obvious I only really have one skill to give here.  I’m basically just teaching the same thing to... all of Copan.  How much I have to learn, though!
 
Happy learning, Friends!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

My Big Fat Honduran Wedding

 

Looking like a peasant next to the bride...
Well, friends, while everyone else in America spent the weekend watching an oversized rodent give a weather report and overtestosteroned males jump on top of each other, I had the pleasure of watching my overbeautiful Honduran sister get married! 
 
You can imagine, since I live with her family, how many people were crammed in the house all weekend... The first relatives (from Texas!) came in on Thursday, and then others trickled in from all over Honduras.  Imagaine something like this \/ all day, every day, all weekend long.  Lots of people, lots of talking and laughing, lot of... loud.
Just like a Cuban family!
 To be sure, my introverted self often had to escape for my own sanity... but it was nice getting to know the family.  The Texanites (Baha, I'm going to start calling you that, Nikita) and a cousin or two knew English, so that was good.  :)




The morning of the wedding, I mostly stayed in my room--shamelessly hiding from this:
You can put the tomboy in a dress, but you can't take the tomboy out of the girl...
I came out for a bit, and they offered to put make-up and fake eyelashes on my face and tease my hair.  Needless to say, I quickly ran back to my lair...  :P

The wedding was beautiful:
Don't be fooled by the sweet Cinderella's Carriage cake holder... We had flan for dessert.
Pretty Table Centers
The Aisle
The bridesmains and groomsmen line the aisle.

Waiting patiently...

Here comes the bride!
Throwing rice!  (Sorry, birds...)

After the service, we basically had a praise and worship dance party.  No one prepared anything specific... they just came up and sang.  It was like karaoke for Jesus.  Par-tay!


Heck, even the happy couple sang!
And, of course, no wedding is complete without fireworks.



The next day, I decided that I had a craving for ice cream.  (Okay, I know.  I always crave ice cream.  But Sunday I decided to act upon my hankering.)  So I asked one of the cousins (who happened to be extremely proficient in English) if she and some other cousins wanted to walk around town and get ice cream with me.
 
So Massiel (the sister), Maria Roquel (the English-speaking cousin from San Pedro, Honduras), and Melisa (another cousin's girlfriend), and I went off.  Roquel was cracking me up taking pictures of everything...


"Oh!  Take a picture next to the taxi!"
"Oh!  Take a picture against this cool wall!"
"Oh!  Take a picture next to this sign!"


We even stooped so low as to let an American tourist take one of the four of us...
Finally, I said, "Roquel!  You're making us look like tourists!"
Her response: "We ARE tourists!"

Hope I at least won someone a point in the Tourist Game...

Lessons from Honduras:
Ice cream cures all... Wait, I had to fly to Honduras to learn that?  :P